This will be a somewhat short post unless I evolve into some rage machine mid-post.

Hollywood Video does not offer delivery services. Apparently, people think that we do. I’m going to make this clear: WE WILL NOT DELIVER YOUR FUCKING RENTALS. Are we called Netflix? Nope. Are we called Blockbuster Online? Nope. WE ARE HOLLYWOOD VIDEO. AND YOUR FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT IS GUARANTEED, DAMN IT.

SO NO, DO NOT CALL ME ASKING ME TO HAVE A COWORKER DELIVER YOUR RENTAL. NO, DO NOT ASK ME IF WE CAN PICK UP YOUR RENTALS. STOP BEING A LAZY FUCK AND PICK UP/RETURN YOUR OWN MOVIE YOURSELF. JASON DRIVES 55 MILES EVERYDAY TO AND FROM WORK. SO DON’T EVEN START.