You’re probably asking yourself, “why the fuck is she calling a type of customers The Hilary Clintons?” Well, if you know me, you know what I absofuckinglutely hate Hilary Rodham Clinton. Now, if you know me real well, you’ll know that I hate her mostly because of one reason:

She’s an indecisive bitch.

We’ve got a few situations of the Hilary. My favorite one is the Hilary that brings up about anywhere from six to fifteen different movies up to the cash wrap. Like The Wanderer, they usually attack when there’s a line and my GSR is on lunch. And the entire time before the customer opens their mouth I’m thinking, “yes, this’ll boost up my rentals per transaction.”

WRONG.

The Hilary takes five minutes asking me about each and every movie they’ve brought up. I give my opinion on them, most of them positive, and then proceed to move on. That is, until they scoot fourteen out of the fifteen movies aside. Either that or they just push them onto my side of the cash wrap and obnoxiously yell, “I DON’T WANT THESE.”

But wait! That’s not all! As I’m about to slide the bankcard through the.. ..thing you slide bankcards through.. they go, “wait, no that’s not the movie I want,” and then proceed to dig through the stack of movies they had and pick a different one. They rinse, lather, and repeat this one about three times.

I think the worst Hilary that I had was one that brought up a movie, paid for it, and as I’m about to hand them their change they go, “you know, never mind, I don’t want it anymore.” So less than thirty seconds after the completed transaction, I had to refund it and hand them back their $20. And of COURSE there was a line and I was all by myself on a Friday night.

I feel that after dealing with Hilaries that I have wasted precious time, good input, and good customer service. So yes, I will help you pick a movie. But don’t change your mind three times and throw the movies you don’t want at me. It’s quite politically incorrect of you.