Every store has them. Every establishment has them. Hell, even every family has them. Those old, greasy looking creepers. Ah yes, the creeper customer has been a favorite of the people in retail for quite sometime.

How do you spot a creeper? Well, this entry shall help you a little bit.

Signs of a Creepy McCreeperson:

- Old (35+)

- Talks in a low, soft voice

- Looks at your chest (if you’re a guy, your ass/crotch area)

- Keeps throwing compliments at you

- Gives you their business card (this has happened on several occasions)

- Has greasy hair

- Has very thick glasses

- Asks to have you walk around the store with them

If they are under the age of 35, clean, and somewhat attractive, this is a false alarm. This person is just trying to harmlessly flirt with you. Now, to deal with the Creepy McCreepersons, you must take the following steps:

- Cross your arms

- Don’t show any emotion

- Be quick and short

But most creepers never get up. Have a creeper? Congrats, they’re never going to go away.